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30 anekdotbayL.A.Hill (traduktafoninglish)

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Contents [hide]

1 Buchyen chitan

2 Traen-winda-ney motor

3 Zoo-sonja

4 Skola-dey

5 Om jiva e morta

6 Avion-safara

7 Studenta-vakasion

8 Nixa es perfekte

9 Farke gunpaga

10 Har e mustash

11 Buvere brata

12 Gande handas

13 Pregi-truk

14 Hao boy

15 Auto de familia

16 Semafor-luma

17 Guytaa de kosas

18 Jawabi-darba

19 Doga-kusa

20 Hao aspekta

21 Inyekta-selekta

22 Longe dao

23 Syao pikter

24 Gro-hao vakasion

25 Dao-kwesta

26 Vilaja avantaja

27 Deyfan-taim

28 Fogetishil sinior

29 Plan fo futur

30 Mar e arda

Buchyen chitan

Jimi jivi in vilaja e ta pri plei in muy chyen riva bli dom; poy ta-ney patra pai gunsa in un gran urba, e ta en-habiti dar kun ta-ney familia tuhun.

Ley nove dom hev garden, bat toy garden es muy syao. Jimi bu joi. "Ob ye riva hir?" ta kwesti mata pa un-ney sabah.

Mata jawabi: "Non, riva yok, bat ye jamile parka, Jimi, e in parka ye chitan. Nu ve go adar sedey afte deyfan." Dan Jimi joi gro.

Afte deyfan Jimi e ta-ney mata go a parka. Jimi yao promeni bli chitan, bat bifoo it ye jaopay. Mata lekti: "WARNA: Sey chitan es danjaful. 367 jen yo he lwo inu it."

Jimi kan chitan gro-atentem. Poy ta shwo: "Me bu vidi li."

Traen-winda-ney motor

Madam Grin es lao dama. Ela safari oftem e ela bu fobi flai bay avion. Unves ela flai-go fon Chikago a San-Fransisko bay un gran avion. Ye mucho vakue sidika.

Madam-Grin-ney sidika es bli winda. Pa otre fin de sidika-fila ye un yunge man. Lu toshi es bli winda. Madam Grin ek-kan an yungo kelke ves.

"Ta oltaim kan traen-winda-ney motor," ela dumi. Ela en-stan e promeni ahir-adar pa avion duran kelke minuta. Poy ela en-sidi e snova ek-kan an yunge man.

"Ya", ela dumi, "ta kuydi kan motor oltaim."

Afte haf-ora madam Grin go-lai a ta, shwo: "Promeni ba idyen pa avion, yunge man. Me sal kuydi kan motor inplas yu duran kelke minuta."

Zoo-sonja

Es sitdi-sabah de mes-pet. Afte ofni kurtena e kan tra winda, madam Edwards smaili e shwo: "Sey dey sal bi gro-hao!" Ela jagisi swa-ney syao son pa klok ot e haf. Ela shwo a ta: "En-jagi ba, Tedi. Nu sal go a zoo sedey. Woshi ba handas e fas, brashi denta e kway chi sabahfan. Nu sal go a Nyu-York bay tren."

Tedi hev sit yar. Ta joi gro, bikos ta gro-pri go a zoo e yoshi ta gro-pri raki tren. Ta shwo: "Me sonji om zoo pa sey nocha, Mama."

Ta-ney mata zai mangi-hasti gro, yedoh ela stopi e smaili a swa-ney son-ki. "Ver ku, Tedi?" ela shwo. "E kwo yu zwo-te in zoo in yur sonja?"

Tedi ridi e jawabi: "Yu jan ya, Mama! Yu toshi bin in may sonja."

Skola-dey

Polli en-go a skola al hev sit yar. Ela gro-pri un-ney skola-dey. Elay talimer to mis Yati es muy prival, e oli otre kinda in klas es prival toshi. Bat pa dwa-ney dey, afte ke oli leson fini e oli kinda chu lernishamba, Polli resti e en-weiti.

Mis Yati hev mucho dela e bu merki Poli pa beginsa, bat poy ela lifti kapa e en-vidi ela. "Way yu bu he go kun otres, Polli?" ela kwesti karimem. "Ob yu yao fai kwesta a me?"

"Ya, mis Yati," Polli shwo.

"Kwo ye?" mis Yati kwesti.

"Kwo me zwo-te in skola sedey?" Polli shwo.

Mis Yati ridi. "Kwo yu zwo-te in skola sedey?" ela shwo. "Way yu kwesti me om se, Polli?"

"Bikos me sal go a dom nau," Polli jawabi, "e may mata sal kwesti me."

Om jiva e morta

Jini safari pa Nyu-Ingland bay auto. Unves ela stopi in syao vilaja dabe kan jamile lao kirka. Bifoo it ye kabralok, e un lao man zai rasti herba sirkum kabras.

Jini chu auto, zin kabralok e kan kelke kabra. Poy ela go-lai a lao man e shwo a ta: "Hao sabah! Sey vilaja, ob jenta oftem morti hir?" Lao man stopi gun fo kelke sekunda, kan Jini atentem, poy shwo: "Non, li morti un ves."

Jini ridi al audi se, poy shwo a lao man: "Skusi. Me bu he shwo se pravem. Me sal kwesti otrem: 'Sey vilaja, ob mucho jenta morti hir?"

Lao man snova stopi gun. "Ya," ta shwo, "li oli morti." Poy ta en-rasti herba snova.

Avion-safara

Al hev trishi-pet yar, Jorj kupi syao avion e lerni flai-dukti it. Sun ta bikam gro-hao pilota e en-janmog mah swa-ney avion zwo farke truk.

Jorj hev un amiga. Ta nami Mark. Undey Jorj ofri tu pren Mark inu avion. Mark dumi: "Me gwo safari bay gran avion pluri ves, bat me bu gwo bi in syao-la, also me ve probi."